SMS !! :))

Contoh Satu:
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR :-)

Contoh Dua:
Awak… cantik
Awak… baik
Awak… bijak
Awak… kaya
Awak… bergaya
Saya… tipu je.

Contoh Tiga:
Someone farted during the Royal Commisioning Inquiry.
Dr M – I don’t remember. Anyway it’s my prerogative to fart. I don’t have to tell anyone.
VK Lingam – Sound n smell like mine…!
Pak Lah – We need to set up Royal Commisioner for this.

Contoh Empat:
Barnsley? Team apa tu? Macam jenama roti je. Hahaha…